And early on, I didn’t like it.
First, it was easy to make all kinds of vaguely insulting nicknames out of it. TalBUTT was the name of choice my older brother gave me while Tablet was the selection from some tennis playing friends.
Second, even if folks weren’t giving me not-so-flattering nicknames, they still get it wrong on first introduction. Especially over the phone. “Calvin who?” they’ll say on the other end. “Nice to meet you Albert,” is what I hear in person.
Finally, in more recent years I’ve encountered people who even if they know what my name is nevertheless don’t know how to pronounce it. Talbert is the most common, and in certain sections of Union County, North Carolina, it’s Preacher Talbert. Better than Pastor TalBUTT, I suppose.
Why all this interest in my name today?
Because Carolina Panthers’ tight end Greg Olsen and his wife Kara recently became parents of fraternal twins, a boy named T.J. and a girl named . . . Talbot. Yes, a girl named Talbot. As if the burden wasn’t heavy enough already.
The Olsen’s story is front page news here in Charlotte because while little Talbot is in fine health, her brother T.J. had successful open heart surgery shortly after delivery. You can read about the family here.
Well, maybe Talbot Olsen signifies a trend: my name’s not so bad after all. Gender bending? Maybe. A blessing? Perhaps. Unique? For sure.
Here are the five top things about having Talbot as a first name:
1. When you hear it in public, you know it’s you they’re calling for. I can safely say that I’ve never heard my named called out in a crowd and turned to ask, “which one?”
2. I can spell it well. I long ago gave up pronouncing it on the phone to people who don’t know me. If strangers ask me my first name on the phone, I simply spell T-A-L-B-O-T.
3. I never got called by my last name, even in high school. Nope. No one ever called me “Davis.” What would be the point? We had “Barnes” or “Howard” but I was always my first name.
4. It has a sense of family history. My paternal grandmother — who died many, many years before I was even born — was named Nancy Virginia Talbot (then she married a Davis). I have an older sister named Nancy and another older sister named Virginia.
5. Julie liked it. From the day we met in my sophomore year of college, Julie thought my name was interesting and fitting. So we got married.