- Drivers cut across three lanes of traffic to turn left while coming out of the convenience stores that line Carowinds Boulevard?
- People talk on their cell phones while working out at the Y?
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Friends tell you long stories that don’t have a good punch lines?
- Your neighborhood close talker also has halitosis?
- You check the mirror after an important meeting and realize that you did in fact have something stuck in your teeth?
- The people changing your oil tell you that you just “happen” to need a new air filter?
- Preachers make lists of things you hate?