Don’t You Just Hate It When . ..

  • Drivers  cut across three lanes of traffic to turn left while coming out of the convenience stores that line Carowinds Boulevard?

  • People talk on their cell phones while working out at the Y?
  • Friends tell you long stories that don’t have a good punch lines?

  • Your neighborhood close talker also has halitosis?

  • You check the mirror after an important meeting and realize that you did in fact have something stuck in your teeth?
  • The people changing your oil tell you that you just “happen” to need a new air filter?

  • Preachers make lists of things you hate?